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Jun 01

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May 29

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May 27

Glitter moon. Kinky.

Glitter moon. Kinky.

(Source: rubyyyr)

un: markyb: noraleah: VHS is dead. Long live VHS. Biggest snub of the year. Drive is on Nerdflix instant BTW

un:

markyb:

noraleah:

VHS is dead. Long live VHS.

Biggest snub of the year.

Drive is on Nerdflix instant BTW

(Source: owlonholiday)

May 25

vicemag: Why Is There Pee on the Floor? Sometimes I forget that women do not have penises, not even a little bit. It’s true! Where boys have flesh hoses down there, ladies have I don’t even know what—is it like a butt but more complicated? So women don’t understand the everyday experience of having this dangly fella around and don’t understand stuff like “adjusting” or “shaking” or “please, honey, do not squeeze them so goddam hard, that is a sensitive region!” Just today, Kelly McClure, VICE’s Music Editor and someone who doesn’t even deal with penises when she isdoing sex and is thus totally unfamiliar with the doohickey and the male body in particular, asked a few questions about penises and then became very alarmed when I tried to answer them, so I thought I’d explain them more clearly, in writing, for the benefit of her and all women everywhere. Where do they put their penis when they poo? Dummy, it doesn’t go anywhere! The ball/peen combo is far enough away from Pooptown that we don’t ever worry about that. I heard that when boys are pooping they will pee sitting down at the same time, if they have to do both. Hell yes! This is great! Big-time relief and a huge time-saver as well! Do ladies not poop and pee at the same time? Continue

vicemag:

Why Is There Pee on the Floor?

Sometimes I forget that women do not have penises, not even a little bit. It’s true! Where boys have flesh hoses down there, ladies have I don’t even know what—is it like a butt but more complicated? So women don’t understand the everyday experience of having this dangly fella around and don’t understand stuff like “adjusting” or “shaking” or “please, honey, do not squeeze them so goddam hard, that is a sensitive region!” Just today, Kelly McClure, VICE’s Music Editor and someone who doesn’t even deal with penises when she isdoing sex and is thus totally unfamiliar with the doohickey and the male body in particular, asked a few questions about penises and then became very alarmed when I tried to answer them, so I thought I’d explain them more clearly, in writing, for the benefit of her and all women everywhere.

Where do they put their penis when they poo?
Dummy, it doesn’t go anywhere! The ball/peen combo is far enough away from Pooptown that we don’t ever worry about that.

I heard that when boys are pooping they will pee sitting down at the same time, if they have to do both.

Hell yes! This is great! Big-time relief and a huge time-saver as well! Do ladies not poop and pee at the same time?

Continue

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(Source: lazyoaf, via tallwhitney)

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

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May 24

c86: Sheet music cover art for Der Fuerher’s Face, aka Donald Duck In Nutzi Land via Michael Sporn

c86:

Sheet music cover art for Der Fuerher’s Face, aka Donald Duck In Nutzi Land

via Michael Sporn

itsescapedyourworld: Omg. The “Hulk” is actually killing me! Thats brilliant. Captain Iron Morgan with genital Bacardi.

itsescapedyourworld:

Omg. The “Hulk” is actually killing me! Thats brilliant.

Captain Iron Morgan with genital Bacardi.

(via geekmythology)

May 21

laughingsquid: The Doctor’s Prescription Flask

laughingsquid:

The Doctor’s Prescription Flask

A bacon bloody mary … made with bacon vodka AKA: “Bakon” Ingredients: 3 slices thick cut bacon (preferably applewood smoked) 2 cups tomato juice 1/2 teaspoon celery salt (recipe below) 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 2 teaspoons hot sauce (such as Tapatio or Tabasco) 2 teaspoons prepared horseradish 1 teaspoon olive brine juice from 1 lemon juice from 1/2 lime (reserve other half for rimming) fresh ground pepper bloody mary rim salt (recipe below) 3 ounces Bakon Vodka (or regular if you don’t have it) limes, celery sticks, spicy green beans, olives for garnish Instructions: Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Line baking sheet with foil and place a rack on top of it. Place bacon on rack and sprinkle with fresh cracked pepper. Bake until evenly cooked and slightly crispy (about 20 minutes). Cool and drain on paper towels. Combine next 9 ingredients (tomato juice down to pepper) in blender and add one piece of cooked bacon, torn into pieces. Blend on high until everything is well combined and bacon is minced into tiny little specks. Rim two glasses by rubbing with a cut lime and dipping in bloody mary rim salt mixture. Fill glasses with ice and a shot of vodka each. Pour in bloody mary mix (about a cup each) and stir. Garnish with bacon slices, celery, and any other garnishes you like! Yield: 2 drinks To make celery salt: 1 tablespoon celery seeds 1 tablespoon Kosher salt Combine celery seeds and salt in a spice grinder and pulse until seeds are ground and everything is well combined. Seal in an airtight container or spice jar. To make bloody mary rim salt: 1 tablespoon celery salt (see above recipe) 1 tablespoon Kosher salt 1 tablespoon granulated garlic 1 tablespoon smoked paprika 1/2 teaspoon cayenne (optional) a few grinds of black pepper Combine everything in a spice grinder and pulse until everything is well combined. (via B is for: Bacon Bloody Mary)

A bacon bloody mary … made with bacon vodka AKA: “Bakon”

Ingredients: 3 slices thick cut bacon (preferably applewood smoked) 2 cups tomato juice 1/2 teaspoon celery salt (recipe below) 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 2 teaspoons hot sauce (such as Tapatio or Tabasco) 2 teaspoons prepared horseradish 1 teaspoon olive brine juice from 1 lemon juice from 1/2 lime (reserve other half for rimming) fresh ground pepper bloody mary rim salt (recipe below) 3 ounces Bakon Vodka (or regular if you don’t have it) limes, celery sticks, spicy green beans, olives for garnish

Instructions: Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Line baking sheet with foil and place a rack on top of it. Place bacon on rack and sprinkle with fresh cracked pepper. Bake until evenly cooked and slightly crispy (about 20 minutes). Cool and drain on paper towels.

Combine next 9 ingredients (tomato juice down to pepper) in blender and add one piece of cooked bacon, torn into pieces. Blend on high until everything is well combined and bacon is minced into tiny little specks.

Rim two glasses by rubbing with a cut lime and dipping in bloody mary rim salt mixture.

Fill glasses with ice and a shot of vodka each. Pour in bloody mary mix (about a cup each) and stir. Garnish with bacon slices, celery, and any other garnishes you like!

Yield: 2 drinks

To make celery salt: 1 tablespoon celery seeds 1 tablespoon Kosher salt

Combine celery seeds and salt in a spice grinder and pulse until seeds are ground and everything is well combined. Seal in an airtight container or spice jar.

To make bloody mary rim salt: 1 tablespoon celery salt (see above recipe) 1 tablespoon Kosher salt 1 tablespoon granulated garlic 1 tablespoon smoked paprika 1/2 teaspoon cayenne (optional) a few grinds of black pepper

Combine everything in a spice grinder and pulse until everything is well combined. (via B is for: Bacon Bloody Mary)